Elisabeth Harnois:
Elisabeth Harnois Naked
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Information:
Name: Elisabeth Harnois
Born: 1979-05-26
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Ten Inch Hero (2007), Unhappily Ever After (1995), Adventures in Wonderland (1991), Charmed (2000), Point Pleasant (2006)
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Boris Becker:
Boris Becker Naked
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Information:
Name: Boris Becker
Born: 1967-11-22
Height: 1.9
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Filmography:
The Late Late Show (2006), Exclusiv - Das Star-Magazin (2006), The Weakest Link (2004), TV total (2005), Leute heute (2002)
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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !
HeardindGaraNZ
your mama's so fat the government forced her
to wear
tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
KirwinVolneyPb
Dawn was
breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.
'That was a terrible thunder
and lightening storm last night,' Tony
announced.
Steve turned
to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I
can't
sleep during a storm!'
JoaquinEmIynQr
Q: How do you know
you're flying over
Poland?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
MacBethAnlonfY
Doctor, Doctor
I'm having
trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a
stop to that!
RufordKolEa
"Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my
soup."
"That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."
LivingstoneKyrkUC
Why would someone in jail want to catch the
measles?
So he could break out.
BurhdonHufQ
Why don't elephants like playing cards in
the
jungle ?
Because of all the cheetahs !
MarlanLennoxhV
Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
building?
Fall-adelphia!
LunDarekfc
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c
u r yy 4
me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are
too wise for me.
KianniKagenTi